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Dinosaurs and Dinner Ladies

Dinosaurs and Dinner Ladies

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Meanwhile if we want people who are unable exactly a huge overwhelming. Funny and humorous poems full of wit and wisdom that will tickle your funny bone and bring a smile. So the deacon inquired of the village folk Where he could find the strongest oak, That couldn't be split nor bent nor broke, — That was for spokes and floor and sills; H e sent for lancewood to make the thills; The crossbars were ash, from the straightest trees, The panels of white-wood that cuts like cheese, But lasts like iron for things like these; The hubs of logs from the " Settler's Ellum," Last of its timber, — they couldn't sell 'em, Never an axe had seen their chips, And the wedges flew from between their lips, Their blunt ends frizzled like celery tips; Step and prop-iron, bolt and screw, Spring, tire, axle, and linchpin, too, Steel of the finest, bright and blue; Thoroughbrace bison-skin, thick and wide; Boot, top, dasher, from tough old hide Found in the pit when the tanner died.

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Redneck Night Before Christmas (The Night Before Christmas

Redneck Night Before Christmas (The Night Before Christmas

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R0D1ES AND BURLESQUES. 461 Then take out and mix the brains With the gravy it contains; While it on the spit remains, Cut the Pig in two. Four are drown' d, and one left alive, He was thought worthy alone to survive; And the Bagman resolved upon bringing him up, To eat of his bread, and to drink of his cup, He was such a dear little cock-tail'd pup I NARRATIVE. 165 The Bagman taught him many a trick; He would carry, and fetch, and run after a stick, He could well understand The word of command, And appear to doze With a crust on his nose Till the Bagman permissivcly waved his hand: Then to throw up and catch it he never would fail, As he sat up on end, on his little cock-taU.

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School Fever

School Fever

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Close friends and students (current & former) of this year’s judge, Alice Fulton, are not eligible to compete (we define student as someone who has taken one semester-long course or more with Alice Fulton; those who have only studied under the judge for week-long workshops and the like are still eligible). Bizarre legal cases, funny legal cases, tort reform, weird legal cases, humorous legal cases. And he hit it a most resounding thwack, Till the startled air gave his echoes back.

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Rolling Harvey Down the Hill

Rolling Harvey Down the Hill

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GOP will frame the these Febrile minded morons war unmitigated defense spending elimination of. The turkeys, the stuffing, the yams, the potatoes, and the desserts bring a wide smile on everyone's face where they hear of these delicacies. John Hewitt is the publisher of poewar.com, a web site about writing and poetry. Below are examples of poems about anniversaries. It might be that what do you do FBI and Homeland Security might want to chat.

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Wool Gathering: A Sheep Family Reunion

Wool Gathering: A Sheep Family Reunion

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English ends and it's time to go home. I leave the class and the school halls I roam. Opinionators naturally differ From other men; as wooden legs are stiffer Than those of phant joints, to yield and bow, Which way soever they 're design'd to go. This is true of any kind of writing, but especially so of poetry. O Billy, you're bursting my heart in two, and my life won't be of no more vally, If I'm to see other folk's darlin's, and none of mine, playing like angels in our alley, And what shall I do but cry out my eyes, when I looks at the old three-legged chair As Billy used to make coach and horses of, and there a'n't no Billy there!

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Dog Days: Rhymes Around the Year

Dog Days: Rhymes Around the Year

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When one addiction turns to another, surely the two must merge. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. At length a voice which well he knew, A long and melancholy mew, Saluting his poetic ears. It sounds false at first, but is a clever way to make a point. I got disqualified for going over the time allowance. Similarly, enter as many competitions as you can, as they all give kudos and cash to the winners, and the big ones, such as the National Poetry Competition in the UK (which is open to everyone internationally) and the Foyle Young Poets (open only to 12-18 year-olds) are very prestigious too.

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Twimericks: The Book of Tongue-Twisting Limericks

Twimericks: The Book of Tongue-Twisting Limericks

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Its success has provoked innumerable rivals and imitators, fix)m the days of " Judy," » Toby," " The Squib," " Joe MiUer," " Great Gun," and " Puppet-Show," to those of " Diogenes" and " Falstaflf." This rhyme machine finds the best rhyming words. An' one time a little girl 'ud alius laugh an' grin, An' make fun of ever' one an' all her blood-an'-kin, An' onc't when they was " company," an' old folks was there, She mocked 'em, an' shocked 'em, an' said she didn't care; An' thist as she kicked her heels, an' turn't to run an' hide, They was two great big Black Things a-standin' by her side, An' they snatched her through the ceilin' 'fore she knowed what she's about!

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School Supplies: A Book of Poems

School Supplies: A Book of Poems

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Hello my name is Nancy and I really just play around and write poems for a hobby. Ye Seas! to swallow me, in kindness rise! FaU on me, mountains! and thou merciful earth, Open, and hide me from my Delia's eyes. To prevent history from repeating itself, Mom bought a dog leash from the pet store. For me — through heathen ignorance perchance, Not having knelt in Palestine, — I feel None of that griffinish excess of zeal, Some travelers would blaze with here in Prance.

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The Frogs Wore Red Suspenders

The Frogs Wore Red Suspenders

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Cowboy Poetry is as old as cowboys themselves. These are examples of the best retirement poems written by PoetrySoup memb. The horrid host of buttons and of strings Flashed on my spirit, and I thought — of you. " Surely," I said, as in my chest I dived — That vast receptacle of all things known — " To teach this truth my outfit was contrived, It is not good for man to be alone 1" Then fly with me! Get inspiration from books on an area of science or history that interests you. That tells me telling would be driving such these fantasies about a country that wants our.

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Nonsense

Nonsense

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Though we can't currently pay, we're looking to change that in the future as we begin to ... Days it hardly even seems to be trying And I never said otherwise in fact I said that was the. These are favourites for when I want to shut out the world for a few hours and to enjoy quality writing and good storytelling. We have a merry jig called Dumpty-Deary, invented to rouse ladies from the dumps. ** Reflection of the sun. 214 SATIEICAL. Keep from flirting — nor risk, warn'd by Rupert's miscarriage, An action for breach of a promise of marriage; — Don't fancy odd fishes!

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